A 64-year-old man has told how he passed out after a heavy
night drinking and woke up to find that his manhood was missing.
Neighbours of Geraldo Ramos claim that he was attacked by a
dog as he stumbled around the Dominican Republic unclad while drunk.
But Mr Ramos, of Santiago, doesn't believe their version of
events and is none-the-wiser as to how he came to be dismembered.
He told a local television station that all he remembers is
waking up and being rushed to hospital for emergency surgery.
The dog which is said to have attacked him has not been
traced, nor indeed has Mr Ramos's joystick.
Mr Ramos now has to wear a catheter and was filmed
recuperating at his home.
He says that he has learned his lesson - Mr Ramos told
Noticias Sin that he is to lay off the drink from now on.
While the neighbour's dog attack tale may seem a little far
fetched, it is not entirely unbelievable.
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