Busted!!! Sneaky Tricks Guys Use To Get Laid

Is there such a thing as too much sex with men?

When it comes to sex, Men could be really super sneaky!

Men will use all kinds of tricks and wiles to get you into the sack.

Guys, you are so busted!!! Goodnews ladies...

Read this tricks and don’t ever fall for it again!!!

1.    Bargaining Tactic

Most men use this seduction tricks; it almost always works. Basically, men can offer to do anything in order to get laid. For instance: “he can offer to serve you breakfast in bed” or even offer to “do your laundry”.

2.    The Sad Break-up Ploy

You know those guys who act all devastated because a woman just crushed his heart? He says he hasn’t had sex in eons because he just isn’t feeling attracted to anyone … except … you know … you. Yes, you of all women in the entire world might be able to bring him out of his break-up induced funk. If you try real hard. Naked. (A enterprising few will go so far as to say they’re gay but maybe could be persuaded … )

3.    Can’t Get it up Ploy

Guys don’t normally volunteer that they can’t get it up — so when they do it’s just a ruse to get you in the sack. Usually it goes a little like this: “I’m very attracted to you, but I have, uh, a little issue, and I don’t know if it’s because I was in the WAR or because of my TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD or because I’m a CIA OPERATIVE WHO HAS SEEN THINGS YOU CAN’T IMAGINE, but all isn’t quite working as it should down there. Perhaps you can help?”

4.    No condoms Trick

Yeah, you know, you’re going hot and heavy and things are just about to slide into home base when suddenly dude is all, Oh, I can’t belieeeeve this, but I forgot to buy condoms! (If he’s real good, he’ll then add that’s because he hasn’t had sex in so long because of his sad break-up.) This is apparently your cue to forgo the condoms because you TRUST HIM SO MUCH. Offer to run out to buy them. And then don’t come back!

5.    Fake it some more

Apparently a third of men have admitted to faking orgasm. They sure do go to a lot of trouble to start something they then have to fake-finish!

6.    “The dolphin move”

This is when a guy turns you around and acts like you’re going to do some doggie style but then he suddenly dips lower and rears up a bit and gets you in the backdoor. This is an actual story from an actual man who actually does this. I swear, if anyone pulled the “dolphin move” on me I’d pull the “shark move” on him — use your imagination.

7.    Unexpected facial

A male friend tells me that a favorite trick of his guy friend is getting just to the brink of orgasm and then suddenly pretending that his penis hurts. Usually a girl will then offer to look at it to see if anything is wrong and then splat! she’s got a nice sticky facial. The guy then apologizes and pretends he didn’t mean to do it but you turned him on so much.

8.    Faking Depression

This is just an offshoot of guilt. I silently mope around the house sighing deeply until she gives it up. Shockingly, this never works. I really don't know why I keep doing it.

9.    Guilt Method

Usually, guys use this guilt method to point out length of time between sexual encounters. This is to make you feel guilty for starving him.Watch it girl! Don't be a victim!!!